Front Beat Poster:
Insurrection
Tired of being the only kid on your block without an official
Front Beat poster? Well that can all change today for the
low low price of $10 (plus shipping and handling). The first
piece of official Front Beat merchandise is a very fetching
picture of Technical Officer Catherine Duvall in a bit of
a pickle. Will she make it home alive? Will she surive the
night?
There's only one way to find out, and that's by the continuation
of the comic! That's where you, dear reader, come in. Buying
stuff keeps us healthy, and healthy comicers are able to get
their comics out in a more timely fashion. Some day we might
just find out what happens to our dear Catherine. Until then,
you can bask in the warm glow of pride, knowing you played
your part in a job well done.
Each order is specially prepared by our monkey scientists
to adhere to the highest standards of human decency, which
guarentees a minimum of monkey hair and defecate in every
package! When you buy a poster from Front Beat, you're buying
in style! Be the envy of your friends and the scourge of your
enemies! Feed a monkey! Buy today!
Specifications: 24" x 36",
100# paper, professional quality theatrical poster
Domestic (US) Customers ($10 + $5 shipping):
International Customers ($10 + $7 shipping):
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